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{"type":"standard","title":"Prevera","displaytitle":"Prevera","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5195114","titles":{"canonical":"Prevera","normalized":"Prevera","display":"Prevera"},"pageid":22148748,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Prevera.jpg/330px-Prevera.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0d/Prevera.jpg","width":2560,"height":1920},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1029408138","tid":"df52141c-d138-11eb-b0e5-0b8c3f371562","timestamp":"2021-06-19T19:59:36Z","description":"Parish in Carreño, Asturias, Spain","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":43.55,"lon":-5.733333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevera","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevera?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevera?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Prevera"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevera","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Prevera","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prevera?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Prevera"}},"extract":"Prevera is one of 12 parishes in Carreño, a municipality within the province and autonomous community of Asturias, in northern Spain.","extract_html":"
Prevera is one of 12 parishes in Carreño, a municipality within the province and autonomous community of Asturias, in northern Spain.
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