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Niel E. \"Rick\" Nelson is a retired United States Marine Corps major general. He took command of the United States Marine Forces Europe and Africa in 2015. His final assignment before his 2018 retirement was as Assistant Deputy Commandant for Combat Development & Integration and Deputy Commanding General of the Marine Corps Combat Development Command.
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