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Eydie in Love is a 1958 album by Eydie Gormé with arrangements by Don Costa. The album was nominated for the Grammy Award for Best Vocal Performance, Female at the 1st Annual Grammy Awards.
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Perry McGillivray was an American competition swimmer and water polo player who represented the United States at the 1912 Summer Olympics and 1920 Summer Olympics.
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Eugen Rosenstock-Huessy was a historian and social philosopher, whose work spanned the disciplines of history, theology, sociology, linguistics and beyond. Born in Berlin, Germany into a non-observant Jewish family, the son of a prosperous bank