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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man put his money in the freezer?","punchline":"He wanted cold hard cash!","id":328}
{"fact":"Kittens who are taken along on short, trouble-free car trips to town tend to make good passengers when they get older. They get used to the sounds and motions of traveling and make less connection between the car and the visits to the vet.","length":239}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the half blind man fall in the well?","punchline":"Because he couldn't see that well!","id":325}